 | Jonah Hill als Officer Morton Schmidt |
 | Channing Tatum als Officer Greg Jenko |
 | Brie Larson als Molly Tracey |
 | Dave Franco als Eric Molson |
 | Rob Riggle als Mr. Walters |
 | DeRay Davis als Domingo |
 | Ice Cube als Captain Dickson |
 | Dax Flame als Zack |
 | Chris Parnell als Mr. Gordon |
 | Ellie Kemper als Ms. Griggs |
 | Jake Johnson als Principal Dadier |
 | Nick Offerman als Deputy Chief Hardy |
 | Holly Robinson Peete als Officer Judy Hoffs |
 | Johnny Pemberton als Delroy |
 | Stanley Wong als Roman |
 | Justin Hires als Juario |
 | Brett Lapeyrouse als Amir |
 | Lindsey Broad als Lisa |
 | Caroline Aaron als Annie Schmidt |
 | Joe Chrest als David Schmidt |
 | Geraldine Singer als Phyllis |
 | Dakota Johnson als Fugazy |
 | Rye Rye als Jr. Jr. |
 | Valerie Tian als Burns |
 | Jaren Mitchell als Sanders |
 | Johnny Simmons als Billiam Willingham |
 | Keith Kurtz als DJ Ay Papi |
 | Randal Reeder als Karl |
 | Peter Epstein als One-Percenter #1 |
 | Anthony Molinari als One-Percenter #2 |
 | Luis Da Silva Jr. als One-Percenter #3 - Luis |
 | Dominic 'Taz' Alexander als One-Percenter #4 - Lukas |
 | Mike Seal als One-Percenter #5 - Ed |
 | Spencer Boldman als French Samuels |
 | Joe Nin Williams als Scott |
| Chad Hessler als Crazy |
 | Kevin Michael Murphy als Crazy |
 | Victor Paguia als Crazy |
 | Chanel Celaya als Melodie |
 | Carol Sutton als Hamilton Principal |
 | Andrea Frankle als Cinnamon |
| Tiffney Wagoner als Prostitute |
| Andrea Madison als Prostitute |
| Hristo Birbochukov als Accompanist |
 | Candi Brooks als VW Bug Driver |
 | Turner Crumbley als EMT |
| Haley Farris als Eric's Friend |
 | Brittney Alger als Eric's Friend |
| Joshua Nelms als Naked Drama Threesome |
| Courtney Jarrell als Naked Drama Threesome |
| Melissa Cordero als Naked Drama Threesome |
| Beau DeLatte als Adorable Boy |
| Charles Ferrara als Janitor |
| Mark Adams als Police Chief |
| Brian H. Rossitto als Instructor |
 | Peter DeLuise als Officer Doug Penhall (uncredited) |
 | Johnny Depp als Officer Tom Hanson (uncredited) |
| D.J. Mills als Scared Kid in Park (uncredited) |
| Phil Lord | Director |
| Michael Bacall | Screenplay |
| Michael Bacall | Story |
| Christopher Miller | Director |
| Jonah Hill | Story |
| Stephen J. Cannell | Producer |
| Neal H. Moritz | Producer |
| Jonah Hill | Executive Producer |
| Tania Landau | Executive Producer |
| Ezra Swerdlow | Executive Producer |
| Channing Tatum | Executive Producer |
| Mark Mothersbaugh | Original Music Composer |
| Barry Peterson | Director of Photography |
| Joel Negron | Editor |
| Nicole Abellara Hallman | Casting |
| Peter Wenham | Production Design |
| Jeanne McCarthy | Casting |
| Jason Ellson | Camera Operator |
| Jason Ellson | Steadicam Operator |
| Scott Garfield | Still Photographer |
| Samuel W. Sullivan | Script Supervisor |
| Karen Glauber | Music Supervisor |
| Katie Greathouse | Music Editor |
| Bob Kensinger | Set Decoration |
| Leah Katznelson | Costume Design |
| Thomas Valentine | Art Direction |
| Scott Plauche | Art Direction |
| K. Emily Levine | Art Department Coordinator |
| Francisco X. Pérez | Makeup Department Head |
| Melissa Yonkey | Hair Department Head |
| Chris Carpenter | Sound Re-Recording Mixer |
| Jeffrey J. Haboush | Sound Re-Recording Mixer |
| Richard Bullock Jr. | Boom Operator |
| Pud Cusack | Production Sound Mixer |
| Jason George | Supervising Sound Editor |
| Geoffrey G. Rubay | Supervising Sound Editor |
| Daniel Pagan | Sound Effects Editor |
| John Dunn | Sound Effects Editor |
| Scott O'Leary | Costume Supervisor |
| Jill Losquadro | Assistant Costume Designer |
| Brad Peterman | First Assistant Camera |
| Meagan Costello | Assistant Editor |
| Richard Edlund | Visual Effects Supervisor |
| James Morioka | Dialogue Editor |
| Michael J. Benavente | Dialogue Editor |
| Camille Cellucci | Visual Effects Producer |
| Helena Packer | Visual Effects Supervisor |
| Michelle C. Harmon | Set Designer |
| Mayumi Konishi-Valentine | Set Designer |
| Nikki I Brown | Makeup Artist |
| Gloria Belz | Makeup Artist |
| Gary Archer | Prosthetics |
| Leigh Hennessy | Stunt Driver |
| Ted Barba | Stunt Driver |
| G. A. Aguilar | Stunt Coordinator |
| Jill Brown | Stunts |
| Tim Bell | Stunts |
| Chris Cenatiempo | Stunts |
| John Cenatiempo | Stunts |
| Gianni Biasetti Sr. | Stunts |
| William Cote | Stunts |
| Stacy Courtney | Stunts |
| Blaise Corrigan | Stunts |
| Bobby Beckles | Stunts |
| Richard Burden | Stunts |
| Dick Hancock | Stunts |
| Aja Frary | Stunts |
| Jeffrey Lee Gibson | Stunt Coordinator |
| Dakota Hill | Stunts |
| Chuck Jeffreys | Stunts |
| Casey Hendershot | Stunts |
| Josh Lakatos | Stunts |
| Douglas Crosby | Stunts |
| Buddy Sosthand | Stunts |
| Trampas Thompson | Stunts |
| J.C. Robaina | Stunts |
| Elena Sanchez | Stunts |
| Stephen A. Pope | Stunts |
| Dave Pope | Stunts |
| Jodi Michelle Pynn | Stunts |
| Rick LeFevour | Stunts |
| Chuck Picerni Jr. | Utility Stunts |
| Christopher Place | Stunts |
| Christopher Leps | Stunts |
| Conrad E. Palmisano | Stunts |
| Rick Seaman | Stunts |
| Mark Rayner | Stunts |
| Hunter Baxley | Stunts |
| Chelsea Bruland | Stunt Driver |
| Danny Epper | Stunt Driver |
| Christine Craft Regusa | Stunt Driver |
| Matthew R. Staley | Stunt Double |
| Todd Lewis | Unit Production Manager |
| Jonathan Watson | First Assistant Director |
| Ryan Craig | Second Assistant Director |
| Edward J. Borasch Jr | Property Master |
| Daniel C. Gold | "A" Camera Operator |
| Jason Blount | Steadicam Operator |
| Jason Blount | "B" Camera Operator |
| Jason Ellson | "B" Camera Operator |
| Michole Bergstrom | First Assistant "A" Camera |
| Penelope Helmer | Second Assistant "A" Camera |
| Brad Peterman | First Assistant "B" Camera |
| Don Duffield | First Assistant "B" Camera |
| Charlie Nauman | Second Assistant "B" Camera |
| Paul Maletich | Digital Imaging Technician |
| Allison Bauserman | Key Costumer |
| S. Aimee Helms | Costumer |
| Malikka Coston | Costumer |
| Misti Moreaux | Costumer |
| Dennis Liddiard | Key Makeup Artist |
| Chrissy Morris | Makeup Artist |
| Susan Buffington | Key Hair Stylist |
| Theresa A. Fleming | Hairstylist |
| James M. Cox | Chief Lighting Technician |
| Marc Marino | Assistant Chief Lighting Technician |
| Tim Marshall | Rigging Gaffer |
| Kurt Grossi | Key Grip |
| Quinn Grove | Best Boy Grip |
| Tim Christie | Dolly Grip |
| Kenneth Coblentz | Dolly Grip |
| Bobby Huber | Rigging Grip |
| Guy Clayton | Special Effects Coordinator |
| Don Parsons | Special Effects Technician |
| Chris Harber | Special Effects Technician |
| Jennifer Ray | Production Coordinator |
| Chuck Stringer | Construction Coordinator |
| Sian C. Sanzone | Standby Painter |
| Kelly Hemenway | Graphic Designer |
| Cory Parker | On Set Dresser |
| Drew Guajardo | Assistant Property Master |
| Cali Pomes | Second Assistant Director |
| Shannon Parker | Second Second Assistant Director |
| Yesi Ramirez | Casting Associate |
| Jaime Harlan | Casting Assistant |
| Elizabeth Coulon | Casting |
| Kate Warren | Extras Casting |
| Michele Ziegler | Second Unit First Assistant Director |
| G. A. Aguilar | Second Unit Director |
| Lukasz Jogalla | Second Unit Director of Photography |
| Sarah Monat | Foley Artist |
| Robin Harlan | Foley Artist |
| Randy Singer | Foley Mixer |
| Howard London | ADR Mixer |
| Mallory Thompson | Stunts |
| Ashley Nicole Hudson | Stunt Driver |
| Andrew Shulkind | Thanks |
| Patrick Hasburgh | Original Series Creator |
| Stephen J. Cannell | Original Series Creator |
