 | Graham Chapman als Brother / Policeman / Defence attorney / British pedestrian / Mr. Harrison (Apricot) / The Colonel / 'Hell's Grannies' policeman / Jimmy Blankensop / Sir Edward Ross / Restaurant patron #1 / Letter Writer / Oliver St. John Mollusk / Mountie / Town Guild Lady |
 | John Cleese als Announcer / Hungarian Citizen / self - Defence Teacher / Sir George Head / Policeman / Interviewer / Mr. Praline / Second General / Christopher Columbus / Mungo the Cook / Bank Robber / Accountant #2 (falling past the window) / Vocational Guidance Counselor / Vivian Smith Smythe Smith / Mountie / Town Guild Lady |
 | Terry Gilliam als Self-Defence Nun / Flasher / Uncle Sam / Caterpillar Man / Sign Holder / Conrad Poohs |
 | Eric Idle als Prosecutor / Marriage Counselor / Arthur Nudge / Self-defence student #4 (interested in pointed sticks) / 'Hell's Grannies' analyst / Arthur Wilson / Arthur Wilson Two / Nightclub Emcee / Linkman / First General / Restaurant Manager / Lingerie Shop Owner / Accountant #1 (falling past the window) / Fairy Godmother / Rita Fairbanks / Simon Zinc Trumpet Harris / Mountie / Lady With Cookbook |
 | Terry Jones als Stage Manager / Tobacconist / 2nd Hungarian Man / Squire / Self-defence student #3 / Tenant #1 / Flasher / Mouse Organist Ken Ewing / Fat Soldier / Waiter / Nude Organist / Brian / Nigel Incubator Jones |
 | Michael Palin als Gumby / Man with tape recorder / Phrasebook Author / Arthur Pewtey / Second self - defence student / Second Tenant / Lost His Wallet / Shrill Petrol Announcer / Milkman / Ernest Scribbler / Pet shop employee / Lumberjack / Headwaiter Gilberto / Herbert Anchovy / Blackmail Presenter / Gervais Brookhamster / Town Guild Lady |
 | Carol Cleveland als Dierdre Pewtey / Storyteller / Milkman Collector / Restaurant Patron #2 / Elsbeth |
 | Connie Booth als Best Girl |
 | Lesley Judd als Distraught Mother |
| Victor Lownes | Executive Producer |
| Terry Jones | Screenplay |
| Eric Idle | Screenplay |
| Patricia Casey | Producer |
| Michael Palin | Screenplay |
| Thom Noble | Editor |
| John Cleese | Screenplay |
| Graham Chapman | Screenplay |
| Ian MacNaughton | Director |
| Douglas Gamley | Original Music Composer |
| Terry Gilliam | Screenplay |
| David Gil | Executive Producer |
| Jimmy Evans | Makeup Artist |
| Colin Grimes | Art Direction |
| John Horton | Special Effects |
| Kevin Francis | Production Manager |
| David Muir | Director of Photography |
