 | Charlie Sheen als Topper Harley / Rhett Butler / Superman |
 | Cary Elwes als Kent Gregory |
 | Valeria Golino als Ramada Thompson / Scarlett O'Hara / Lois Lane |
 | Lloyd Bridges als Admiral Benson |
 | Kevin Dunn als Lt. Commander Block |
 | Jon Cryer als Jim 'Wash Out' Pfaffenbach |
 | William O'Leary als Pete 'Dead Meat' Thompson |
 | Kristy Swanson als Kowalski |
 | Efrem Zimbalist Jr. als Wilson |
 | Bill Irwin als Buzz Harley |
 | Heidi Swedberg als Mrs. 'Dead Meat' Thompson |
 | Bruce A. Young als 'Red' Herring |
 | Ryan Stiles als 'Mailman' Farnham |
 | Rino Thunder als Owatonna 'The Old One' |
| Mark Arnott als Rosener |
 | Ryan Cutrona als Captain Margolis |
 | Don Lake als Doctor |
 | Kelly Connell als Air Controller |
 | Tony Simotes als Ambulance Driver |
 | Don Luce als Paramedic |
| Judith Kahan als Nurse |
| Jeff Bright als Communications Officer |
| Jimmy Lennon Jr. als Ring Announcer |
 | Marie Thomas-Foster als Francine |
| Ryan Fitzgerald als Scooter |
| Al Clegg als Jazz |
 | Pat Proft als Lawrence Lipps |
 | Marc Shaiman als Piano Player |
 | Cylk Cozart als Drill Sergeant #1 |
| Christopher J. Keene als Drill Sergeant #2 |
| Ed Herschlar als Rabbi |
 | Jimmie Ray Weeks als Amish Man |
 | Annie O'Donnell als Amish Woman |
| Mack Yamaguchi als Eskimo |
 | Charles Barkley als Charles Barkley |
 | Bill Laimbeer als Bill Laimbeer |
 | Eugene Greytak als Pope John Paul II |
 | Tony Lorea als Humphrey 'Bogie' Bogart |
 | Jerry Haleva als Saddam Hussein |
| Bob Lenz als Elvis 'The King' Presley |
| Willie Collins als Liberace |
| Robert Puro als Precocious Paper Boy |
| Richard Lasting als Handsome Milkman |
 | Elston Ridgle als Boxer #1 |
| Max Jones als Boxer #2 |
| Christopher Doyle als Conspiratorial Crewman |
| Pablo Prietto als Parking Valet |
| John Bankson als Parking Valet |
| Nancy Abrahams als Family in Front of TV Store |
| Joseph Abrahams als Family in Front of TV Store |
| Jamie Abrahams als Family in Front of TV Store |
| Cary Brayboy als Sleepy Weasel Squadron |
| Tony Moreno als Sleepy Weasel Squadron |
| Kevin Eads als Sleepy Weasel Squadron |
| Dave Oliver als Sleepy Weasel Squadron |
| Richard Emanuelle als Sleepy Weasel Squadron |
| Kip Pierce als Sleepy Weasel Squadron |
| Brent Freeman als Sleepy Weasel Squadron |
| Kenton Steger als Sleepy Weasel Squadron |
| Craig McIntosh als Sleepy Weasel Squadron |
| Sean Wright als Sleepy Weasel Squadron |
| Joe Allegro als Sleepy Weasel Squadron |
| Jack I. Bernstein als Rabinowitz (uncredited) |
| Jim Abrahams | Director |
| Bill Badalato | Producer |
| Pat Proft | Executive Producer |
| Sylvester Levay | Original Music Composer |
| Jane Kurson | Editor |
| Eric A. Sears | Editor |
| Mali Finn | Casting |
| William A. Elliott | Production Design |
| Bill Butler | Director of Photography |
| Janet Graham | Associate Producer |
| Stephen McEveety | Associate Producer |
| Greg Norberg | Associate Producer |
| Greg Papalia | Supervising Art Director |
| Jerie Kelter | Set Decoration |
| Mary Malin | Costume Design |
| Robert Lucas | Leadman |
| Gary Dagg | Key Grip |
| Nico Bally | Grip |
| Paul 'Doc' Byrd | Aerial Director of Photography |
| Marsha Blackburn | Still Photographer |
| Mark Peterson | Costume Supervisor |
| Deborah Humphries | Makeup Artist |
| Ann Masterson | Makeup Department Head |
| Allan A. Apone | Makeup Designer |
| Laurel Frushour | Set Costumer |
| G. Roger Abell | Set Dressing Artist |
| Lester Wilson | Choreographer |
| Ted Yonenaka | Craft Service |
| Jessica Drake | Dialect Coach |
| Roger Bojarski Jr. | Driver |
| John R. Fifer | Makeup Effects |
| Brian Reeves | Mixing Engineer |
| Don Miloyevich | Property Master |
| Matt Rebenkoff | Set Production Assistant |
| Phil Cory | Special Effects Coordinator |
| Ernie F. Orsatti | Stunt Coordinator |
| BJ Davis | Stunts |
| Scot Deer | Telecine Colorist |
| William Ballard | Transportation Captain |
| Gary Shephard | Transportation Coordinator |
| Stephen McEveety | Unit Production Manager |
| Andy Gill | Utility Stunts |
| Scott Crabbe | Video Assist Operator |
| Jody Rogers | Visual Effects Editor |
| Tom Davies | First Assistant Director |
| Phil Hetos | Color Timer |
| Jonathan Chibnall | First Assistant Editor |
| Ronald L. Carr | Location Manager |
| Richard Kite | Boom Operator |
| Meredith Gold | Assistant Sound Editor |
| Ted Whitfield | Music Editor |
| Jeffrey M. Jones | Production Sound Mixer |
| David B. Cohn | Sound Editor |
| Thomas Causey | Sound Mixer |
| Randle Akerson | Supervising Sound Editor |
| Jeff Burks | Animation Supervisor |
| Erik Henry | Visual Effects Coordinator |
| Robert Stadd | Visual Effects Producer |
| Mat Beck | Visual Effects Supervisor |
| Gary Friedman | VFX Production Coordinator |
| Dennis Rogers | First Assistant Camera |
| Robin Leigh Fleck | Second Second Assistant Director |
| Ernie F. Orsatti | Second Unit Director |
| Nat Bocking | Assistant Property Master |
| Phill Norman | Title Designer |
| Renée Tondelli | ADR Editor |
| Dan O'Connell | Foley Artist |
| Greg Orloff | Foley Mixer |
| Randy Singer | Foley Recordist |
| Hans Metz | Special Effects Technician |
| Jake Brake | Stunt Double |
| Mike McEveety | Assistant Camera |
| Joe Kelly | Best Boy Grip |
| L. James Langlois | Assistant Editor |
| Mary Nelson-Duerrstein | Negative Cutter |
| Harriet Katz-Stevens | Accountant |
| Allen Gerbino | Aerial Coordinator |
| Jeanie Daniels | Payroll Accountant |
| Charles Johnston | Pilot |
| Phil Bautista | Production Assistant |
| Rodney Liber | Production Executive |
| Jack I. Bernstein | Other |
| Steve Wright | Digital Effects Supervisor |
| Jim Abrahams | Writer |
| Pat Proft | Writer |
| Barbara Anne Klein | Stunts |
| Noon Orsatti | Stunts |
