 | Gwyneth Paltrow als Rosemary |
 | Jack Black als Hal |
 | Jason Alexander als Mauricio |
 | Joe Viterelli als Steve Shanahan |
| Rene Kirby als Walt |
 | Bruce McGill als Reverend Larson |
 | Tony Robbins als Tony Robbins |
 | Susan Ward als Jill |
 | Zen Gesner als Ralph |
 | Brooke Burns als Katrina |
 | Rob Moran als Second Tiffany |
| Joshua 'Li'iBoy' Shintani als Li'iboy |
 | Kyle Gass als Artie |
 | Laura Kightlinger als Jen |
 | Nan Martin als Tanya Peeler |
 | Sasha Joseph Neulinger als Young Hal |
| John-Eliot Jordan als Fuel Pizza Waiter |
| Jill Christine Fitzgerald als Mrs. Shanahan |
 | Erinn Bartlett als Bella |
| Fawn Irish als Spastic Bella |
 | Daniel Greene als Doctor |
 | Danny Murphy als Cabbie |
| Brian Mone als Board Member #1 |
| Bob Mone als Board Member #2 |
 | Don Gavin als David Bouley |
| Leslie DeAntonio als Helga |
 | Libby Langdon als Waitress |
| Gigi Moran als Nurse #1 |
| Caryl Lippman West als Nurse #2 |
 | Brianna Gardner als Cadence |
| Mariann Neary als Information Attendant #1 |
| Christal Handy als Information Attendant #2 |
 | Jackie Flynn als Fuel Pizza Manager |
 | Sascha Knopf als Gorgeous Tanya |
| Mary Wigmore als Cute Tiffany |
 | Steve Tyler als McIntosh Waiter |
 | Darius Rucker als Capital Grille Maitre D' |
| John Dennis als Capital Grille Host |
| Manon von Gerkan als Lindy |
| Will Coogan als Punk #1 |
| Lyndon Byers als Punk #2 |
| Sara Stout als Babe on Dance Floor |
 | Bonnie Aarons als Spastic Friend #1 |
| Lisa Brounstein als Spastic Friend #2 |
| Herbie Flynn als Homeless Man #1 |
 | Michael Corrente als Homeless Man #2 |
 | Ron Darling als Other Li'iboy |
| Anne E. Hodgson als Pretty Nurse |
| Kelly McRorie als Bar Girl |
| Dean R. Palozej als Bartender |
| Dede Kinerk als Party Friend |
| David A. Kipper als Department Store Clerk |
 | Sayed Badreya als Doctor Sayed |
| David Getz als Dr. James Uler |
| Jesse Peter als Sick Kid #1 |
 | A.B. Cassidy als Sick Kid #2 |
 | Sean Gildea als Pool Dad |
| Robby Johns als Kid in Tree |
| Tiffany Burke als Soda Shop Waitress |
 | Hillary Matthews als Pretty Girl with Puppy |
 | Nicholas Theodore Nemeth als Night Club Goer |
 | Molly Shannon als Mrs. Mary Larson (uncredited) |
 | Stacy Fuson als Night Club Goer #2 (as Stacey Fuson) |
| Ashley B. Howard als Night Club Goer #2 |
| Apple Farrelly als Hospital Intensive Care Unit Staff & Patient (as Apple Kocsis) |
 | Kevin Biegel als Night Club Goer |
 | Ryan Biegel als Night Club Goer |
| Bobby Farrelly | Producer |
| Christopher Greenbury | Editor |
| Charles B. Wessler | Producer |
| Peter Farrelly | Director |
| Bobby Farrelly | Screenplay |
| Sean Moynihan | Screenplay |
| Peter Farrelly | Producer |
| Bradley Thomas | Producer |
| Bobby Farrelly | Director |
| Russell Carpenter | Director of Photography |
| Peter Farrelly | Screenplay |
| William Goodrum | Music |
| Steve R. Moore | Editor |
| Sydney J. Bartholomew Jr. | Production Design |
| Denverly Grant | Costumer |
| Garrett Grant | Unit Production Manager |
| Hal Olofsson | First Assistant Director |
| Donald Murphy | Second Assistant Director |
| Greg Guzik | Second Assistant Director |
| Arlan Jay Vetter | Art Direction |
| Richard Fojo | Assistant Art Director |
| Scott Jacobson | Set Decoration |
| Sharon Davis | Set Designer |
| Mark R. Jackson | Camera Operator |
| Larry McConkey | Steadicam Operator |
| Dan Kneece | Steadicam Operator |
| Monica Barrios-Smith | Camera Loader |
| Glenn Watson | Still Photographer |
| Jonathon 'Earl' Stein | Sound Mixer |
| Brent Brewington | Boom Operator |
| Steve Gehrke | Script Supervisor |
| Len Levine | Gaffer |
| Brian Evans | Best Boy Electric |
| Doug Chartier | Dolly Grip |
| Dennis Zoppe | Key Rigging Grip |
| Virginia Burton | Costume Supervisor |
| Jill Korengold | Set Costumer |
| Richard K. Wright | Property Master |
| Gillian Albinski | Assistant Property Master |
| Cindy J. Williams | Key Makeup Artist |
| John R. Bayless | Makeup Artist |
| Rebecca Lafford | Makeup Artist |
| Melissa Yonkey | Key Hair Stylist |
| Philip Ivey | Hairstylist |
| Betty Lou Skinner | Hairstylist |
| Kay Georgiou | Hairstylist |
| Eric Hedayat | Location Manager |
| Robert West | Production Coordinator |
| Michael Metzel | Construction Coordinator |
| James Harris | Construction Foreman |
| Harvey Malkin | Production Accountant |
| Michael DeSantis | First Assistant Accountant |
| Michael G. Miller | Casting Associate |
| Robert A. Levine | Unit Publicist |
| Gordie Merrick | Transportation Coordinator |
| Robert Martini | Transportation Coordinator |
| John Rice Sr. | Transportation Captain |
| Gary J. Wiseman | Transportation Captain |
| Kevin Harris | Special Effects Supervisor |
| Sam Seig | First Assistant Editor |
| Matthew Cassel | First Assistant Editor |
| Julie Garcés | Assistant Editor |
| John Joseph Thomas | Supervising Sound Editor |
| Scott Millan | Sound Re-Recording Mixer |
| Bob Beemer | Sound Re-Recording Mixer |
| R.J. Kizer | ADR Supervisor |
| Susan Dawes | Dialogue Editor |
| Kimberly Harris | Dialogue Editor |
| Darrell Hall | Music Editor |
| Thom Brennan | Foley Supervisor |
| Ted Caplan | Sound Effects Editor |
| Todd Harris | First Assistant Sound Editor |
| Chris Winter | Assistant Sound Editor |
| Paul Parsons | Assistant Sound Editor |
| Charleen Richards-Steeves | ADR Mixer |
| David Betancourt | Foley Mixer |
| David Lucarelli | ADR Recordist |
| Caitlin McKenna | ADR Voice Casting |
| Gary Burritt | Negative Cutter |
| Tom Wolfe | Music Supervisor |
| Manish Raval | Music Supervisor |
| Dennis McNeill | Color Timer |
| Martin Grace | Stunt Coordinator |
| Rick Montgomery | Casting |
| Kris Meyer | Associate Producer |
| Marc S. Fischer | Co-Producer |
| Mark Charpentier | Co-Producer |
| Pamela Withers | Costume Design |
| Sarah S. Lopez | Associate Producer |
| Cindy J. Williams | Makeup Artist |
| Tony Gardner | Makeup Effects Designer |
| Keri Bruno | Second Second Assistant Director |
| Josh Klausner | Second Unit Director |
| Charles Seabrook | In Memory Of |
| Donna Evans | Stunts |
| Dana Hee | Stunts |
