 | Jay Chandrasekhar als Arcot 'Thorny' Ramathorn |
 | Kevin Heffernan als Rodney 'Rod' Farva |
 | Steve Lemme als MacIntyre 'Mac' Womack |
 | Erik Stolhanske als Robbie 'Rabbit' Roto |
 | Paul Soter als Carl Foster |
 | Emmanuelle Chriqui als Genevieve Aubois/Andrea Spooner |
 | Lynda Carter als Governor Jessman |
 | Rob Lowe als Guy Le Franc |
 | Marisa Coughlan als Ursula Hanson |
 | Brian Cox als John O'Hagen |
 | Tyler Labine als Christophe Bellefuille |
 | Will Sasso als Mountie Archambault |
 | Maggie Castle als Cassandra Anne Gacek |
 | Damon Wayans Jr. als Wagner |
 | Fred Savage als Fred Savage |
 | Hayes MacArthur als Mountie Podien |
 | Seann William Scott als Callaghan |
 | Kateri DeMartino als Canadian Local Townsfolk |
 | Arthur Hiou als St. George Townsfolk |
 | Katherine Skelton als Female Driver |
 | Clifton Collins Jr. als Bus Driver |
 | Paul Walter Hauser als Lonnie Laloush |
 | Jim Gaffigan als Larry Johnson |
 | Jimmy Tatro als Lance Stonebreaker |
| Kimberly Howe als Opening Scene Groupie |
 | Bruce McCulloch als Charles Lloyd |
| Marcel Laverdet als Bartender |
| Jolie Martin als Bordello Madame |
| Richard Perello als L'Explosion Bartender |
 | Alexa Don als Female Escort |
| Paul Soter | Writer |
| Erik Stolhanske | Writer |
| Kevin Heffernan | Writer |
| Jay Chandrasekhar | Director |
| Jay Chandrasekhar | Writer |
| Steve Lemme | Writer |
| Sean Patrick Burke | Co-Executive Producer |
| Richard Perello | Producer |
| Justin Begnaud | Executive Producer |
| Spencer Houck | Editor |
| Venus Kanani | Casting |
| Debra McGuire | Costume Design |
| Joe Collins | Director of Photography |
| Cabot McMullen | Production Design |
| Sophie Carlhian | Set Decoration |
| Mary Vernieu | Casting |
| Lawrence Sampson | Art Direction |
| Todd Stiefel | Executive Producer |
| Michael Hassan | Executive Producer |
| Peter Thompson | Co-Executive Producer |
| Brian Walsh | Co-Executive Producer |
| Peter E. Lengyel | Executive Producer |
| Charles Stiefel | Executive Producer |
| Richard Hassan | Executive Producer |
| Paul Italia | Co-Executive Producer |
| Ali Jazayeri | Executive Producer |
| Jamie Greene | Executive Producer |
| Benjamin C. Dewey | Unit Production Manager |
| Kris Meyer | Executive Producer |
| Brent Stiefel | Executive Producer |
| Mark Padilla | Co-Executive Producer |
| Andy Juett | Co-Executive Producer |
| Jason Moring | Co-Executive Producer |
| Kayvan S.T. Khalatbari | Co-Executive Producer |
| Nicholas A. Hice | Co-Executive Producer |
| David Gendron | Executive Producer |
| Michael Hansen | Executive Producer |
| Benjamin C. Dewey | Line Producer |
| Adam Druxman | First Assistant Director |
| Cris Italia | Co-Executive Producer |
| David Kimowitz | Co-Executive Producer |
| Tyler Deck | Visual Effects Producer |
| Eagles of Death Metal | Music |
| David Eric Chapman | Second Assistant Director |
| Kenneth Donaldson | Second Assistant Director |
| Scott Rogers | Stunt Coordinator |
| Scott Rogers | Second Unit Director |
| Roy T. Anderson | Stunt Double |
| Todd Bloomer | Stunt Double |
| Chad Bowman | Stunts |
| Kachina Dechert | Stunt Double |
| Neimah Djourabchi | Stunt Double |
| Jeremy Fry | Stunt Double |
| Ryan Hanna | Stunts |
| Heath Hensley | Stunt Double |
| Owen Holland | Stunt Driver |
| Kristi Lynn | Stunts |
| Paul Marini | Stunts |
| John Vincent Mason | Stunt Driver |
| Max Murphy | Stunt Double |
| Tim Sitarz | Stunt Double |
| Douglas Plasse | First Assistant Director |
| Herb Polack | Production Supervisor |
| Lori Hornung | Production Office Coordinator |
| Elliott Adkins | Assistant Production Coordinator |
| Jennifer Driscoll | Production Secretary |
| Dustin Neiderman | Graphic Designer |
| Dustin Neiderman | Set Designer |
| Rebecca Greene | Art Department Coordinator |
| Ryan Falkner | Storyboard Artist |
| Jaima Fogg | Leadman |
| Alison C. McLoughlin | Leadman |
| Stefan Couture | Set Dresser |
| Sean Martin | Set Dresser |
| Jason Allard | Construction Coordinator |
| Kurt Smith | Construction Coordinator |
| Peter Rippe | Construction Foreman |
| Mark Oliver | Greensman |
| Morgan Kling | Property Master |
| Suja Ono | Assistant Property Master |
| Eric P. Robinson | First Assistant "A" Camera |
| Anthony Coan | Second Assistant "A" Camera |
| Stephen Consentino | Steadicam Operator |
| Devin Ladd | Steadicam Operator |
| Greg Wimer | First Assistant "B" Camera |
| Marc Loforte | Second Assistant "B" Camera |
| Christian J. Hollyer | Second Assistant "B" Camera |
| Kenneth Ortiz | "C" Camera Operator |
| Jon Pack | Still Photographer |
| David Alvarez | Sound Mixer |
| Brian Courchine | Boom Operator |
| Scott D. Davis | Gaffer |
| Travis Trudell | Best Boy Electric |
| Mark J. Casey | Rigging Gaffer |
| Eric Engler | Genetator Operator |
| Woody Bell | Key Grip |
| Patrick R. Heffernan | Key Grip |
| Jennifer Evans | Dolly Grip |
| Chris Ryerson | Dolly Grip |
| Andrew Bell | Rigging Grip |
| Honah Lee Milne | Assistant Costume Designer |
| Joseph T. Mastrolia | Wardrobe Supervisor |
| Beau Desmond | Key Costumer |
| Liz Bernstrom | Makeup Department Head |
| Sherryn Smith | Makeup Department Head |
| Julie LeShane | Key Makeup Artist |
| Julie LeShane | Special Effects Makeup Artist |
| Melinda Abreu | Makeup Artist |
| Rebecca Frye | Makeup Artist |
| Stephanie Middlebrook | Makeup Artist |
| Claudia Moriel | Makeup Artist |
| Rob Fitz | Special Effects Makeup Artist |
| Frank Barbosa | Hair Department Head |
| Shayna Passaretti | Hairstylist |
| Elizabeth Cecchini | Hairstylist |
| Monique Peoples Graham | Hairstylist |
| Judson Bell | Special Effects Supervisor |
| Kelly Cronin | Script Supervisor |
| Stephen Hartman | Location Manager |
| Ian Larson | Assistant Location Manager |
| Roger Dillingham Jr. | Set Medic |
| Sean Yopchick | Second Second Assistant Director |
| Brendan Lee | Second Second Assistant Director |
| Melissa Kimbler | Production Accountant |
| Marvin Williams | Second Unit First Assistant Director |
| Chris Moseley | Second Unit Director of Photography |
| Ann Kline | Music Supervisor |
| Robert Nassau | Additional Editor |
| James Lesage | First Assistant Editor |
| Anne Crossley | Assistant Editor |
| Luis Cuevas | Assistant Editor |
| Matthew Haasch | Foley Editor |
| Lawrence Zipf | Sound Re-Recording Mixer |
| Lawrence Zipf | Sound Designer |
| Andy Kris | Supervising Sound Editor |
| Andy Kris | Sound Designer |
| Gregg Swiatlowski | Supervising Dialogue Editor |
| Gregg Swiatlowski | ADR Editor |
| Wyatt Sprague | Sound Effects Editor |
| Bryan Carrigan | Music Editor |
| Bryant J. Fuhrmann | Music Editor |
| Tessa Phillips | Music Editor |
| Jason Piccioni | Visual Effects Supervisor |
| Anthony Raffaele | Colorist |
| James Altman | Associate Producer |
| Robert Barocci | Associate Producer |
