 | Takeshi Kitano als Beat Takeshi / Mr. Kitano |
 | Kotomi Kyōno als Takeshi's Girlfriend / Kitano's Female Neighbor |
 | Kayoko Kishimoto als Mahjong Parlor Woman / Audition Producer / Costumer |
 | Ren Osugi als Takeshi's Manager / Taxi Driver |
 | Susumu Terajima als Takeshi's Friend / Kitano's Yakuza Neighbor |
 | Tetsu Watanabe als TV Wardrobe Master / Noodle Cook / Audition Actor |
 | Akihiro Miwa als Self |
 | Naomasa Musaka als Film Studios Tattooist |
 | Koichi Ueda als Film Crew Member close to the Director |
 | Kanji Tsuda als Film Director |
 | Makoto Ashikawa als Assistant at Audition |
 | Tamotsu Ishibashi |
 | Toshi |
 | Tadanobu Asano |
 | Beat Kiyoshi |
 | Takashi Nishina |
 | Taichi Saotome als Young Man |
 | Takagi Junya als Self |
 | Yoshiyuki Morishita als Light Man in Film Crew / Audition Juror / Client at Bank |
| Jonathan Legg als American Soldier |
 | Gambino Kobayashi |
 | Mari Hayashida |
| Jinta Nishizawa |
| Takayuki Katô |
 | Akira Kubo |
| Masahiro Sumiyoshi |
| Shûji Ôtsuki |
| Taigi Kobayashi |
| Junichi Kikawa |
| Takeshi Kitano | Director |
| Takeshi Kitano | Writer |
| Yohji Yamamoto | Costume Design |
| Katsumi Yanagijima | Director of Photography |
| Takeshi Kitano | Editor |
| Yoshinori Ota | Editor |
| Masayuki Mori | Producer |
| Takio Yoshida | Producer |
| Nagi | Music |
| Senji Horiuchi | Sound Designer |
| Norihiro Isoda | Production Design |
| Norihiro Isoda | Art Direction |
