 | Larry David als Boris Yellnikoff |
 | Evan Rachel Wood als Melodie St. Ann Celestine |
 | Michael McKean als Joe - Boris' Friend #3 |
 | Conleth Hill als Leo Brockman |
 | Patricia Clarkson als Marietta |
 | Ed Begley Jr. als John |
 | Carolyn McCormick als Jessica |
 | Henry Cavill als Randy James |
 | John Gallagher Jr. als Perry |
 | Christopher Evan Welch als Howard |
 | Adam Brooks als Boris' Friend #1 |
 | Lyle Kanouse als Boris' Friend #2 |
 | Clifford Lee Dickson als Boy on Street |
 | Yolonda Ross als Boy's Mother |
 | Samantha Bee als Chess Mother |
 | Marcia DeBonis als Lady at Chinese Restaurant |
| Willa Cuthrell-Tuttleman als Chess Girl |
| Nicole Patrick als Perry's Friend |
 | Olek Krupa als Morgenstern |
 | Jessica Hecht als Helena |
| Lindsay Michelle Nader als Television Voice (voice) |
 | Armand Schultz als Television Voice (voice) |
 | Kristen Ruhlin als Melodie Club Friend #3 (uncredited) |
| Woody Allen | Director |
| Woody Allen | Writer |
| Letty Aronson | Producer |
| Stephen Tenenbaum | Producer |
| Harris Savides | Director of Photography |
| Santo Loquasto | Production Design |
| David Wahnon | Sound Editor |
| Morgan Neville | First Assistant Editor |
| Suzy Benzinger | Costume Design |
| Juliet Taylor | Casting |
| Laura Rosenthal | Casting |
| Ali Farrell | Casting |
| Alisa Lepselter | Editor |
| Jack Rollins | Co-Executive Producer |
| Charles H. Joffe | Co-Executive Producer |
| Vincent Maraval | Executive Producer |
| Brahim Chioua | Executive Producer |
| Helen Robin | Co-Producer |
| Helen Robin | Unit Production Manager |
| Richard Patrick | First Assistant Director |
| Murphy Occhino | Second Assistant Director |
| Scott Kordish | Production Coordinator |
| Pietro Lorino, Jr. | Production Accountant |
| Abby Bailey | Production Accountant |
| Amy R. Trachtman | Assistant Production Coordinator |
| Jessica Lichtner | Script Supervisor |
| Melissa Tomjanovich | Other |
| Christie Mullen | Location Manager |
| Lynn H. Powers | Assistant Location Manager |
| Elizabeth Klenk | Assistant Location Manager |
| John Spady | Assistant Location Manager |
| Susan Silas | Location Scout |
| Suk Yi Mar | Location Scout |
| Tom Warren | Art Direction |
| Beth Kuhn | Assistant Art Director |
| Ellen Christiansen | Set Decoration |
| Jennifer B. Starke | Assistant Set Decoration |
| Daniel K. Grosso | Leadman |
| Glenn Lloyd | Art Department Coordinator |
| James Granger | Art Department Assistant |
| Ann Miller | Property Master |
| Kathleen Dolan | Assistant Property Master |
| Elizabeth Schlitten | Assistant Property Master |
| Jon Ringbom | Key Scenic Artist |
| Virginia Gifford | Scenic Artist |
| Tom Nousias | Scenic Artist |
| Cliff Schorr | Scenic Artist |
| Eric Goodwin | Art Department Production Assistant |
| Kyle Rudolph | Camera Operator |
| Tim Norman | First Assistant Camera |
| Matt Balzarini | Second Assistant Camera |
| Adriana Brunatto | Camera Loader |
| Jessica Miglio | Still Photographer |
| James Finnerty, Jr. | Key Grip |
| Chris Purificato | Best Boy Grip |
| Richard C. Kerekes | Dolly Grip |
| Joel Carucci | Key Rigging Grip |
| Greg Canicio | Rigging Grip |
| Russ Engels | Gaffer |
| Jim Mah | Best Boy Electric |
| James Walsh, Sr. | Shop Electric |
| Douglas Dalisera | Electrician |
| Kevin Walsh | Best Boy Electric |
| Richard Tenewitz | Construction Coordinator |
| Kenneth Brzozowski | Key Carpenter |
| Joseph Ziegler | Standby Carpenter |
| Nicholas J. Mongelli, Jr. | Key Construction Grip |
| Joshua Book | Other |
| Patrick Wiley | Assistant Costume Designer |
| Scott Westervelt | Costume Supervisor |
| Danajean Cicerchi | Costume Supervisor |
| Marco Piemontese | Costume Assistant |
| Jeff Fender | Costume Assistant |
| Nicholas McManus | Costume Assistant |
| Rosemary Zurlo | Key Makeup Artist |
| Linda Melo-Danzo | Makeup Artist |
| Robert Fama | Key Hair Stylist |
| Gail McGuire | Hairstylist |
| Gary Alper | Production Sound Mixer |
| Pete Fonda | Boom Operator |
| Jason Stasium | Cableman |
| Lee Dichter | Sound Re-Recording Mixer |
| Kate Rose Itzkowitz | Assistant Editor |
| Adrianne Jorge | Projection |
| Brian Umana | Dailies Operator |
| Robert Hein | Supervising Sound Editor |
| Sylvia Menno | Dialogue Editor |
| Glenfield Payne | Sound Effects Editor |
| Matthew Haasch | Foley Editor |
| Ryan Collison | Foley Recording Engineer |
| Jay Peck | Foley Artist |
| Thomas Kodros | Dolby Consultant |
| Gene O'Neill | Transportation Captain |
| John Canavan | Transportation Co-Captain |
| Leo Driver | Transportation Coordinator |
| Colby Shrefler | Location Assistant |
| Joshua Shull | Location Assistant |
| Nate Shull | Location Assistant |
| Dan Majkut | Other |
| Maribeth Fox | Casting Associate |
| Karen E. Etcoff | Extras Casting |
| Bill Tripician | Extras Casting Assistant |
| Sawyer Williams | Production Secretary |
| Peter Tavis, Jr. | Production Office Assistant |
| Deborah Alexander | Producer's Assistant |
| Laura Streicher | Other |
| Kelly Trivigno | Payroll Accountant |
| James Lesage | Set Production Assistant |
| Soren Miltich | Set Production Assistant |
| Brian Papworth | Set Production Assistant |
| Lora Sorrentino | Set Production Assistant |
| Randall Balsmeyer | VFX Supervisor |
| Adrienne Winterhalter | Visual Effects Producer |
| J. John Corbett | Compositing Supervisor |
| David Piombino | Digital Compositor |
| Joe Violante | Dailies Manager |
| Tim Stipan | Colorist |
| Terry Claborn | Color Timer |
| Jesse Morrow | Digital Intermediate |
| Dana Bloder | Digital Intermediate Producer |
| Mo Henry | Negative Cutter |
| Jill Meyers | Clearances Consultant |
| Caroline Turner | Publicist |
| Irwin J. Tenenbaum | Legal Services |
| Shani Hinton | Legal Services |
| Richard V. McCune | Finance |
| Erik Piecuch | Finance |
| Laura Comerford | Other |
| Rebecca Hawkes | Other |
| Emma Pindar | Other |
| Peter Bucossi | Stunt Coordinator |
| Don Hewitt Sr. | Stunt Double |
| Antoine Douaihy | Thanks |
| Neil Girardi | Thanks |
| James Hickey | Thanks |
| Greg Johnson | Thanks |
| Gine Lui | Location Scout |
