 | Missi Pyle als Herself / Mabel |
 | Penn Jillette als Herbert Blount |
 | Harry Hamlin als Godfrey Winters |
 | Hayes MacArthur als Reed |
 | Lin Shaye als Captain Wheeler |
 | Gilbert Gottfried als Superintendent |
 | Adam Rifkin als Adam Rifkin |
 | Marshall Bell als Moving Company Guy |
 | Nestor Carbonell als Perry |
 | Teller als Rudy Nelson |
 | Dean Cameron als Brian |
 | Bree Olson als Sexy Nurse |
 | Lisa Rinna als Self |
 | Rob Steinberg als Detective Whiteside |
 | Bridey Elliott als Wardrobe Girl |
 | Cokey Falkow als Special Effects Guy |
 | Sophie Dee als Hooker Crowdfunder |
 | Caroline Gayle als Paddle Girl |
 | Diana Terranova als Manson Girl |
 | Gus Langley als Police Officer |
 | Katarina Law als Police Officer |
| Leslie McKeller als Nurse Twiggy |
 | Shawn C. Phillips als Birthday Boy |
 | Destiny Soria als Self |
| Adam Rifkin | Director |
| Penn Jillette | Writer |
| Dan Flesher | Editor |
| Scott Winig | Director of Photography |
| Dori Zuckerman | Casting |
| Kevin Blumenfeld | Music |
| Alice Xandra Thirteen | Executive Producer |
| Vicki Hales-Daly | Costume Design |
| Brett A. Snodgrass | Production Design |
| Benjamin Ralston | Set Decoration |
| Sheila Mia Seifi | Makeup Effects |
| Anna L. Moskal | Executive Producer |
| Bill Zanker | Executive Producer |
| Brian Quattrini | Executive Producer |
| Alexander Koehne | Co-Producer |
| Daniel Murphy | Executive Producer |
| Scott Tilson | Executive Producer |
| Martin Bauer | Executive Producer |
| Daniel Ford Beavis | Executive Producer |
| Aki Korhonen | Executive Producer |
| David Richards | Executive Producer |
| Matthew Trainer | Executive Producer |
| Richard Koenigs-Berg | Executive Producer |
| James Messina | Executive Producer |
| Gillian Hormel | Executive Producer |
| Bob Lawler | Executive Producer |
| Randy Pitchford | Executive Producer |
| Cyan Banister | Executive Producer |
| Michael Koenigs | Executive Producer |
| Adam Rifkin | Producer |
| Pete Adam | Executive Producer |
| David Blockley | Executive Producer |
| Penn Jillette | Producer |
| Herbert Blount | Executive Producer |
| David Tiangco | Executive Producer |
| Andrew Wimsatt | Executive Producer |
| Glenn S. Alai | Co-Executive Producer |
| Colin Pitts | Executive Producer |
| Tevin Adelman | Line Producer |
| Daniel Bays | Executive Producer |
| Peter Adam Golden | Producer |
| Rich Nathanson | Co-Executive Producer |
| William Croxville | Executive Producer |
| Bill Prady | Executive Producer |
| Bianca Appice | Makeup Department Head |
| Heather Galipo | Key Makeup Artist |
| Monique Dias | Art Direction |
| Meegan E. Godfrey | Stunts |
