 | Riley O'Bryan als Tyrone S. |
 | Kate Lyn Sheil als Katje |
| Ben Shapiro als Robinson |
| Bruno Meyrick Jones als Adrian the Pirate |
| Roy Berkeley als Lazlo |
 | Eugene Mirman als Talking Octopus (voice) |
| Brandon Prince als A Stranger |
 | Alex Ross Perry als Voice: "It's a dud!" |
| Sean Price Williams | Director of Photography |
| Alex Ross Perry | Editor |
| Alex Ross Perry | Director |
| Preston Spurlock | Original Music Composer |
| Alex Ross Perry | Producer |
| Alex Ross Perry | Writer |
| Anna Bak-Kvapil | Production Design |
| Jason Binnick | Sound Mixer |
| Adam Grass | Sound Recordist |
| Preston Spurlock | Sound Editor |
| Preston Spurlock | Special Effects |
| Thomas Pynchon | Writer |
