 | Marlon Wayans als Calvin |
 | Shawn Wayans als Darryl |
 | Kerry Washington als Vanessa |
 | John Witherspoon als Pops |
 | Tracy Morgan als Percy |
 | Lochlyn Munro als Greg |
 | Rob Schneider als Dinosaur Rex |
 | David Alan Grier als Jimmy |
 | Dave Sheridan als Rosco |
 | Anthony Harrison als Policeman |
 | Molly Shannon als Soccer Mom |
 | Brittany Daniel als Brittany |
 | Fred Stoller als Richard |
 | Alex Borstein als Janet |
 | Chazz Palminteri als Walken |
 | Anastacia als Self |
 | Damien Dante Wayans als Officer Wilson |
 | John DeSantis als Bruno |
 | Ken Kramer als Dr. Murphy |
 | Kelly Coffield Park als The Jeweler |
 | Moneca Delain als Hockey Waitress |
 | Linden Porco als Calvin Body |
 | Gabriel Pimentel als Calvin Body |
| Teddy Castellucci | Music |
| Marlon Wayans | Screenplay |
| Shawn Wayans | Screenplay |
| Keenen Ivory Wayans | Director |
| Steven Bernstein | Director of Photography |
| Nick Moore | Editor |
| Stuart Aikins | Casting |
| Lisa Beach | Casting |
| Keenen Ivory Wayans | Screenplay |
| Sean Cossey | Casting |
| Tedd Kuchera | Set Decoration |
| Ryan James McGrath | Set Decoration |
| Brian Sipe | Makeup Effects |
| Mike Jackson | Editor |
| Gwendolyn Margetson | Art Direction |
| Keith VanderLaan | Animatronic and Prosthetic Effects |
| Sarah Katzman | Casting |
| Stephanie Rossel | Script Supervisor |
| Linda Villalobos | Hair Department Head |
| Rebecca DeHerrera | Makeup Department Head |
| Shawn Wayans | Producer |
| Sabine Schoppel | Art Department Coordinator |
| Debra Wiebe | Key Hair Stylist |
| Rick Alvarez | Producer |
| Keenen Ivory Wayans | Producer |
| Marlon Wayans | Producer |
| Gary Paller | Special Effects Coordinator |
| Yvonne Connor | Makeup Artist |
| Jori Woodman | Costume Design |
| James Dickson | Carpenter |
| Jeff MacIntyre | Carpenter |
| Leslie Dilley | Production Design |
| Lou Carlucci | Special Effects Coordinator |
| Lee R. Mayes | Producer |
| R.D. 'Luther' Fairbairn | Property Master |
| Chris Palermo | Stunt Driver |
| Todd Tucker | Makeup Supervisor |
| Craig Clarke | Compositing Artist |
| Andrea Kinsky | Stunts |
| Krista Bell | Stunts |
| Laura Lee Connery | Stunts |
| Carolyn Anderson | Stunts |
| Clint Carleton | Stunts |
