 | Tim Heidecker als Tim Heidecker |
 | Gregg Turkington als Gregg Turkington |
 | Joe Estevez als Joe Estevez |
 | Manuel Giusti als Manuel Giusti |
 | Alessandro Serradimigni als Axiom |
 | Mark Proksch als Mark Proksch |
 | Carlos Barbouth als G. Amato |
 | Marie Gibeault als Kaili Amato |
 | Richard Bernard als Dudley Moore |
 | Christina Jacquelyn Calph als Queen of Hearts |
| Hank Friedmann als Hank |
| Bobby Valli als Self |
 | Adam Brown als Self |
 | Howie Mandel als Self / Spencer from 'Pinocchio 3000' |
| Corwin Allard als Self |
| Kirsten Hernandez als Dancer |
| Trenton Williams als Dancer |
| Alexander Pasker als Dancer |
| Lauren Gerard als Dancer |
| Eric Notarnicola | Director |
| Tim Heidecker | Writer |
| Gregg Turkington | Writer |
| Eric Notarnicola | Writer |
| Eric Notarnicola | Executive Producer |
| Gregg Turkington | Executive Producer |
| Tim Heidecker | Executive Producer |
| Katie Dolan | Executive Producer |
| Dave Kneebone | Executive Producer |
| Janel Kranking | Co-Executive Producer |
| Val Orta | Associate Producer |
| Jullian Houghton | Production Coordinator |
| Marco Cordero | Director of Photography |
| Jillian Oliver | Production Design |
| Abigail Keever | Costume Designer |
| Chris Robison | Editor |
| Tak Boroyan | Graphic Designer |
| Dan Cupps | Graphic Designer |
| Jenna Keller | Makeup & Hair |
| Carson Giles | Art Direction |
| Gordan Hale | Gaffer |
| Matt Verschelde | Key Grip |
| Alessandro Serradimigni | Lighting Director |
| Jonathan Mitchell | Camera Operator |
| Nathan Cornett | Camera Operator |
| Scott Uhlfelder | Camera Operator |
| Cameron Riddles | First Assistant Camera |
| John Maynard | Sound Mixer |
| Dan Kloch | Sound Assistant |
| Tom Pieczkolon | Sound Assistant |
| Renata Popenhagen | Costume Assistant |
| Casey Burr | Property Master |
| Joe Altamuro | Props |
| Brian Muinane | Set Dresser |
| Rico Turrubiarte | Set Dresser |
| Nick Logie | Set Dresser |
| Yoann Cifuentes | Electrician |
| Jay Harmon | Lighting Programmer |
| Jared Berman | Electrician |
| Michael Proa | Electrician |
| Blake Danchik | Grip |
| Michael Perez | Grip |
| Hannah Rydberg | Grip |
| Nicholas Brazzill | Grip |
| Daniel Hagouel | Jimmy Jib Operator |
| Phil Braun | Additional Writing |
| Vic Berger IV | Editor |
| Erik Paparozzi | Music |
| Justin Gaynor | Web Designer |
| Lauren Wilde | Makeup & Hair Assistant |