 | Tim Heidecker als T. Amato |
 | Gregg Turkington als Gregg Turkington |
 | Joe Estevez als Joe Estevez |
 | Alessandro Serradimigni als Axiom |
 | Manuel Giusti als Manuel |
 | Carlos Barbouth als G. Amato |
 | Eddie Alfano als Joseph Patrocelli |
 | Marie Gibeault als Kaili Amato |
 | Corwin Allard als Corwin |
 | Terri Parks als Toni Newman |
 | Mark Proksch als Mark Proksch (archive footage) |
| Hank Friedmann als Hank Friedmann |
| Richie Onori als Self |
| Stevie Stewart als Self |
| Reb Powers |
| J Michael Ferniany |
| Alex Jules als The Empty Bottle Players |
 | Erik Paparozzi als The Empty Bottle Players |
| Nick Vincent als The Empty Bottle Players |
| Tom Scott als The Empty Bottle Players |
| Grant Geissman als The Empty Bottle Players |
| Jason Berk als The Empty Bottle Players |
| Amanda Khiri als The Empty Bottle Players |
| Lucas Gibson Brown als Narrator |
| Eric Notarnicola | Director |
| Eric Notarnicola | Writer |
| Tim Heidecker | Writer |
| Gregg Turkington | Writer |
| Tim Heidecker | Executive Producer |
| Eric Notarnicola | Executive Producer |
| Gregg Turkington | Executive Producer |
| Katie Dolan | Executive Producer |
| Annie Dolan | Co-Producer |
| Mitzi Rutherford | Production Coordinator |
| Bill Benz | Consulting Producer |
| Dan Longino | Consulting Producer |
| Abigail Keever | Costume Designer |
| Ben Spieglman | Production Designer |
| Marco Cordero | Director of Photography |
| Jason C. Brown | Assistant Director |
| Melodi Tuna | Assistant Director |
| Tak Boroyan | Graphic Designer |
| Jenna Keller | Makeup & Hair |
| Gordon Hale | Gaffer |
| Sean Hunt | Key Grip |
| Andrew Harris | Camera Operator |
| Scott Uhlfelder | Camera Operator |
| Christopher Hamilton | Camera Operator |
| Jonathan Mitchell | Camera Operator |
| Cameron Riddles | Assistant Camera |
| Jeffrey Taylor | Assistant Camera |
| John Maynard | Sound Mixer |
| David Cook | Sound Mixer |
| Alex Jules | Music Director |
| Erik Paparozzi | Music Director |
| Jesse Jacobson | Stunt Coordinator |
| Dave Kneebone | Executive Producer |
| Phil Braun | Additional Writing |
| Vic Berger IV | Additional Editing |
