 | Mackenzie Astin als The Male |
 | Carmen Electra als The Female |
 | David Hyde Pierce als The Narrator |
 | Markus Redmond als The Male's Friend |
 | Lucy Liu als The Female's Asian Friend |
 | Lisa Rotondi als The Female's Slutty Friend |
 | Sharon Wyatt als The Male's Mother |
 | Jack Kehler als The Male's Father |
 | Leo Rossi als The Female's Father |
 | Antonette Saftler als The Female's Mother |
 | Marc Blucas als The Female's Ex-Boyfriend |
 | Anne Gee Byrd als The Female's Boss |
| Eric Kushnick als The Female's Brother |
 | Linda Porter als The Wise Old Woman |
| Tyler Abugov als The Female's Fantasy Son |
| Lynn Ann Leveridge als The Large Female |
| Adam Abugov als The Male as a Cub |
 | William Morts als The Ex-Boyfriend's Friend |
| Noah M. Breedon als The Baby |
| Jeff Abugov | Director |
| Jeff Abugov | Writer |
| Larry Estes | Producer |
| Victor Ho | Co-Producer |
| Sam Irvin | Associate Producer |
| Patrick J. Statham | Stunts |
| Michael K. Bucher | Director of Photography |
| Stephen R. Myers | Editor |
| Helen Harwell | Production Design |
| Mary Jane Fendler | Casting |
| Craig Keller | Art Direction |
| Kristin M. Burke | Costume Design |
| Chad Rosen | First Assistant Director |
| Diana Lui | Production Supervisor |
| Melissa Cummins Lorenz | Second Assistant Director |
| Geoffrey G. Rubay | Sound Re-Recording Mixer |
| Kurt Bryant | Stunt Coordinator |
| Cole S. McKay | Stunts |
| Brett A. Jones | Stunts |
| Dana Reed | Stunts |
| Michael J. Sarna | Stunts |
| William Russell | Gaffer |
| Michael McCarty | Original Music Composer |
| Billy Gottlieb | Music Supervisor |
| Bobby Burns | Stunts |
| Anthony Perkins Jr | Stunts |
| Steven A. Adelson | Steadicam Operator |
| Joe Broderick | Steadicam Operator |
| Paul Taylor | Steadicam Operator |
| Anthony M. Gutierrez | First Assistant Camera |
| Curd Zechmeister | Second Assistant Camera |
| Sharon C. Dietz | Assistant Production Coordinator |
| Tim Brown | Second Second Assistant Director |
| Pat Toma | Production Sound Mixer |
| Rachael Maughan | Boom Operator |
| Jan McWilliams | Script Supervisor |
| Elisabeth Fry | Key Makeup Artist |
| Elisabeth Fry | Key Hair Stylist |
| Denise Fischer | Makeup & Hair Assistant |
| Veronica Lane | Makeup & Hair Assistant |
| Julie-Marie Robar | Costume Supervisor |
| Hsin-Hsin Van Blerkom | Wardrobe Intern |
| Carla Rudy | On Set Dresser |
| Toeke Warden | Leadman |
| Will McGarry | Still Photographer |
| Scott Browner | Second Unit Director of Photography |
| Patrick Yew | Second Unit First Assistant Director |
| Michael McCarty | Music Editor |
| Shimit Amin | Assistant Editor |
| Shimit Amin | Post Production Supervisor |
| Gustavo Medina | Assistant Sound Editor |
| Zeke Richardson | Sound Re-Recording Mixer |
| Paul Holzborn | Foley Artist |
| John Dunn | Dialogue Editor |
| John Dunn | Sound Editor |
